JadedSnapper: Hi, it’s the Evening Snooze photographer here.
ConcernedResident: Brilliant, you’re here!
JS: So what’s the problem
ConcernedResident: Well I’ve been meaning to tell you for some time, it’s a disgrace what’s happening around here, and the council are doing nothing
JS: So, what is happening around here?
ConcernedResident: Speeding mate
ConcernedResident: Yeah speeding, you see this street has loads of cars driving down it too fast
JS: So that’s the definition of speeding is it?
JS: Nothing… So what do you want to happen?
ConcernedResident: Well, not only are they speeding but everyone parks their cars on the street and what with the kids playing… We need speed bumps
JS: Okay, so I best take your picture then
ConcernedResident: Oh! Wait a minute, I’ve got a petition.
ConcernedResident: Here’s the petition everyone in the street has signed it.
JS: Well that will help your case. So does this street lead to the main road, is it a rat run or something?
ConcernedResident: Yeah, it’s a cul-de-sac
JS: Oh, so who uses this street?
ConcernedResident: Well, the residents, their families and taxis
JS: Right… so everyone is complaining about people speeding, they’ve signed a petition demanding speed bumps, but the only people who use the street (and are therefore the ones speeding) are the residents themselves??!!
ConcernedResident: Precisely mate, as I said it’s a disgrace that no one is doing anything about it!
JS: Stand there and hold the petition then…