PictureBoss: I’ve got a job for you. This one’s come from the EditorBoss
PictureBoss: Right, it’s a feature on that new gay bar
JS: Which new gay bar?
PictureBoss: The one on Main St, they’ve got a tranny!!!
JS: They use E6?
PictureBoss: What? No! A man that dresses as a woman!
PictureBoss: And you’ve got to do to some pictures of … him
JS: Right, so, a gay bar has a transvestite? And that’s news, how?
PictureBoss: No, it’s a feature!
JS: In what way is this novel?
PictureBoss: Well, it’s the first one, ever!
JS: The first one ever?
PictureBoss: On patch of course
JS: So we live in a busy, highly cultured, metropolitan city in Britain, and this is the first gay bar to feature a transvestite?
JS: Are you sure?
PictureBoss: Well it’s the first one I’ve known about and I’ve lived here for much longer than you…
JS: Seven years isn’t it?
PictureBoss: Precisely! So go and take some pictures, now!
JS: Sorry, erm, what’s the angle, I’m not sure I understand why this would appeal to the upwardly mobile bright young ABC1s that we are supposed to be attracting?
PictureBoss: You’re not here to question the EditorBoss! You are here to blindly carry out his will!
JS: Oh, erm, so how do you want the pictures?
PictureBoss: Get one of the old looking punters looking surprised at the tranny
PictureBoss: Don’t be facetious, we’re a high quality paper!
JS: Of course