DeputyNewsFlap walks into the snapper’s room…in a flap
DeputyNewsFlap: Erm, hey Jaded, I need a favour..
JadedSnapper: Well’s it’s about home time so I’m sure it’s only a quick, easy and reasonable one
DeputyNewsFlap: Sort of…I need a front page picture.
JS: You’ve kinda had all day for that.
DeputyNewsFlap: I know, but, erm, well it’s that or a blank space.
JS: Sounds enticing at this time
What’s wrong with the ones I’ve already done?
DeputyNewsFlap: Well the main problem with sending you to 8 primary schools in one day is there isn’t a great range of pictures…and we’ve a paedo splash so no can do.
JS: So what are you going to do?
DeputyNewsFlap: [a vein on his forehead popping] I don’t know?! I just don’t know?! I need something else…Now!!
JS: Okay, well it was sunny for at least 20 mins today so I’ll do a weather picture
DeputyNewsFlap: Ok! Well get going then…
….45 mins later
JS: Right I’ve got great picture for you. It’s a runner drinking from a bottle, deep blue sky, really dramatic, with the sun behind him making a great silhouette!
DeputyNewsFlap: Great! Great! That’s saved the day, let’s see..
JS: [turns the screen around]
DeputyNewsFlap: Can’t see his face.