SecurityGuard: Stop doing that right now!
JadedSnapper: Doing what?
SecurityGuard: Doing that!
JS: Taking pictures?
SecurityGuard: Yes, taking pictures! You’re on airport land!
JS: S’pose I am, but there is a protest going on
SecurityGuard: And that gate is airport property, which means its…its… confidential!!
JS: Confidential? Well you’re not doing a very good job then are you?
JS: Well it’s pretty big to be confidential
SecurityGuard: Right, you’re coming with me!
JS: Can’t I just go home, it’s 10.30pm and I’m –
SecurityGuard: Shutup! Come with me! And give me your film
SecurityGuard: Yes! in your camera!
JS: Can’t do that mate
SecurityGuard: I am not your mate!!!
JS: Can’t do that pal
SecurityGuard: I’m not your pal either
JS: Can’t do that –
SecurityGuard: -We could do this for ages
JS: Good point, sorry
SecurityGuard: I need your film
JS: I could be pedantic but in any case it’s not mine to give, the bosses own the pictures, see
SecurityGuard: Delete the pictures then
JS: Can’t do that either
SecurityGuard: I want to see your I.D
JS: There you go
JS: Hey you can’t do that, it’s stealing
SecurityGuard: I’m confiscating it!
JS: Well you can’t really –
SecurityGuard: – Shut up, you’re coming with me
Trot trot trot
BoredSecurityGuard: Alright Jeffin? What are you doing in the control room?
SecurityGuard: Alright Effin, He’s been taking pictures
BoredSecurityGuard: Oh yeah
SecurityGuard: Yeah! I’m calling the police
JS: I’m happy to go home –
SecurityGuard: You can’t go home!
JS: Am I under arrest?
SecurityGuard: You’re staying here
click, tap tap tap
SecurityGuard: [on phone] This guy’s been taking pictures
SecurityGuard: Right the police are coming…
45 minutes later…
BoredSecurityGuard: Cup of tea, Jeffin?
JS: Can I have one?
SecurityGuard: [stern look]
JS: [to self] sorry..
15 mins later
JS: Don’t think they’re coming mate
SecurityGuard:… course they are
JS: Well they’re only round the corner and they aren’t here yet…
JS: … And if we review the situation I’m not sure who’d they arrest…
JS: ..I offered to leave the premises when asked – mainly because this is the last place I want to be – so that’s me off the hook really, and you’ve –
SecurityGuard: I’ve what?
JS – you’ve stolen my I.D and held me for no real reason, which is kind of, like, false imprisonment..and if they thought I was a terrorist then they’d be here by now
BoredSecurityGuard: And you’ve left the ConfidentialGate a man down, in the middle of this protest…
SecurityGuard: Right as I was saying I’m ordering you to leave the premises, you do not have to permission to be here, you must leave immediately
JS: Good call