JadedSnapper is at the football. It’s league favourites GenericNewTown versus the whipping boys SnoozeCity
JadedSnapper: Hi Guys
JS: I’ll just put my stuff here –
SportsSnapper: Sorry mate that place’s taken
JS: Oh, but there’s no stuff here
SportsSnapper: Yeah I’m saving it for my mate. Sorry
JS: I thought I’d bagsied it?
SportsSnapper: No I’ve saved it!
JS: Is this a school P.E changing room or something?!
SportsSnapper: Look mate, I’ve saved the spot.
SportsSnappers’ best pal RedTopSnapper enters..
RedTopSnapper: Alright mate!
SportsSnapper: Ah, you’re here [pointing behind him] this joker’s trying to take your spot!
RedTopSnapper: Who are you anyway?
JS: I’m Jaded and I’m from the Evening Snooze –
RedTopSnapper: Pah! Evening Snooze? You can go over there!
SportsSnapper: Yeah! Over there in the girls corner ‘cos you’re like a girl!
JS: If I gave a shit I suppose that would be some kind of bullying [walks over]
GirlSnapper: Hi Jaded, we best go out pitch-side
GenericNewTown have made good on their promise and are 1-0 up at half time
RedTopSnapper: [to SportsSnapper] Hey do you want to swap frames so we have the reverse angles?
SportsSnapper: Yeah alright! Always helps
JS: ‘Scuse me?
RedTopSnapper: What do you want?
JS: How does your PictureBoss suppose you managed to get the goal from both the left and right side of the net?
RedTopSnapper: I don’t remember asking you
JS: Must be able to move at the speed of light like…
SportsSnapper: Sod off smart arse!
JS: Righty-Oh, I’m going out for the second half
GenericNewTown were 1-0 up against SnoozeCity when City managed to score not only one, but two goals against expectation. JadedSnapper happened to be the only one at that end…
SportsSnapper and RedTopSnapper: [together] Did you get the goal?
SportsSnapper and RedTopSnapper: [again together] Nah mate my camera’s battery went.
SportsSnapper: This brand new technology is shit!
RedTopSnapper: Yeah it’s fucking rubbish…
silence as Jaded continues to file his pics. They both look at him…
SportsSnapper: Hey, Jaded mate! I’ve always loved your work….