JadedSnapper is at a harbour for a cheque presentation
JadedSnapper: Hi, is this news?
Diver: [ignoring] Hey it’s great you’ve come today, thanks very much!
JS: Well, it wasn’t exactly my choice, but yes, it’s no problem
Diver: We’ve had a sponsored dive for rubbish and we’ve raised loads of funds for LocalCharity so we’ve got a GiantCheque for the picture! I thought that would look really good!
JS: Ah, I see you’ve taken a post modern interpretation of the image then?
Diver: What? No, no, just a GiantCheque so every one can see what a great job we’ve done for LocalCharity
JS: No diving equipment then? I could have had you emerging from the water, you know, bit of flashwork…
Diver: Nah, that wouldn’t really work
JS: No, I don’t suppose that would top a picture of you holding a GiantCheque
Diver: No, this way everyone can see what we’ve raised. We’ve got the boat we used though on quayside, maybe we could have that in the picture?
Diver: Can I get everyone in?
JS: There’s only you here?
Just like ninjas, charitable divers emerge from behind boats, flag poles and bins
JS: Oh, so there’s…
Diver: Twenty in total
JS: Right well that’s quite a lot. The picture won’t be particularly interesting but –
Diver: [offended] – ‘Scuse me, everyone contributed and we did some fantastic work so it’s only fair –
JS: – it’s not a problem. So twenty of you. How much did your fantastic work raise?
JS: A fiver a head. Well done.