Monthly Archives: September 2010

CouncillorOppose

JadedSnapper is on a job with CouncillorOppose. He looks angry. And indignant. There are a few booze bottles arranged at his feet. It’s early morning JadedSnapper: So what’s happening in this quiet suburban street? CouncillorOppose: These bottles of booze have … Continue reading

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The PhotoYoda: A burning issue

JadedSnapper is in a mythical place in time and space. Fortunately so is the PhotoYoda JadedSnapper: Afternoon PhotoYoda! PhotoYoda: Is it? JS: Well, erm, who knows. Anyway that’s not the point – I’ve got great plan to make money PhotoYoda: … Continue reading

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PopeBoss

JadedSnapper is in the slightly unrealistic scenerio of a one-on-one with PopeBoss during the Birmingham leg of his tour of Britain. PopeBoss is carrying a small book. PopeBoss: [leafing through his book] Awroighte bab, how yaoiw doin’? JadedSnapper: Err, what? … Continue reading

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PretentiousPap

JadedSnapper is outside BigBrotherWinner’s house after he had an affair with, well, who cares who. As this is celebrity nonsense members of Britain’s paparazzi are there JadedSnapper: So, how long have you been waiting out here? PretentiousPap: Three days JS: … Continue reading

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CompetitionTime

Ring Ring…Riiiingg Riiiingg! JadedSnapper: Hello? CheapskateConsultant: Hi, is that JadedSnapper? JS: Why yes, yes it is! Hey don’t I recognise that voice? You used to hire me didn’t you? Have you got a job for me? [says hopefully] CheapskateConsultant: Even … Continue reading

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CharityCase

JadedSnapper is at a children’s charity event. He has just finished taking pictures for the job. JS: Right so if there’s nothing else.. CharityWorker: That was really great, the children have been really uplifted by your presence JS: I haven’t … Continue reading

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