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Reinforcing the stereotype that local press photographers are more miserable than the people they photograph

WeatherPic

Jaded is in the snappers’ room praying that PictureBoss doesn’t interrupt his sullen mood PictureBoss: Ah, Jaded, jaded. The very man! JadedSnapper: Oh fuck, you’re being nice PictureBoss: Nice? I’m a benevolent chap, ruling the humble EveningSnooze’s picture desk like… … Continue reading

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ParkingNazi

After what seems like an awfully long time, JadedSnapper has just returned to his car from a job. A parking warden is there…    JadedSnapper: Hey I’m not five minutes over yet! ParkingNazi: I know, I know, just getting my … Continue reading

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PhotoUnquote #2

Ladies and Gentlemen, a quick post to ressurect the blog, and one you can join in on. My best, genuine, snapper excuses, along with their translations. Comment or tweet @jadedsnapper!   “The camera’s battery went flat in the last minute of the … Continue reading

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AskJaded: Should I go pro?

Hello sir, Can I pester you for a bit of advice? I’m a bit of a photographer, which I am sure you’ve heard many times, and I am in two minds whether to try and make a leap into attempting … Continue reading

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The PictureDesk Paradox

JadedSnapper has just filed pictures from a photocall involving BigFamousMan doing a meet and great. The ‘best shot’ of the day was BigFamousMan kissing a baby, aww! Unusually Jaded has managed to get a nice tight long lens shot of … Continue reading

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GreatOpportunity

JadedSnapper is meeting LondonPRType at a cafe who has a PR job on offer. LondonPRType: Jaded, dahling! How are you? JadedSnapper: Yes, erm, wonderful LondonPRType: So, I’ve heard you’re thinking of going freelance, and I’ve got a great opportunity for … Continue reading

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SickNote

JadedSnapper has returned to work after being ill PictureBoss: Hi Jaded, I’ve got a little query.. JadedSnapper: Oh, right, what about? PictureBoss: Well I’ve just been reading over your sick note…you’ve put down a pretty strange ‘reason for illness’ [shows … Continue reading

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